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Funky Monkies Playhouse

When Justine and Rebecca took over at Horwich playcentre, Funky Monkies in 2009, they put into place plans for a complete refurbishment of the playhouse. Two years later their dreams have been realised following a massive financial investment that has paid for new and exciting sections to the playframe, a disco platform, additional slides, a dedicated soft play baby section with mirrors, balls and rockers and a football pitch alongside three newly decorated private party rooms. All Funky Monkies staff are First Aid trained and CRB checked. All the Funky Monkies full-time staff are working towards achieving NVQ 2 and 3 in Childcare.  

£5.50 per child incl. cold buffet, present from Santa, 1 hour play, 1/2 hour for food & unlimited juice. Minimum booking for 10 children.

The Funky Monkies Café is open all day long and serves a selection of cold snacks and hot meals. 
Funky Monkies Tots Time takes place Monday to Friday 10am-12 noon term-time only. For a £3 entry fee children receive a drink and a slice of toast and a drink for the accompanying adult. There is a £1 charge for each additional child.
Funky Monkies Parties: Budget Party offer:
£5 per head, ham, jam and cheese spread sandwiches with carrot/celery sticks, fairy cakes and unlimited juice. One hour play and 1/2 hour for food. T&C apply. Not to be  used in conjunction with any other offer.
Three purpose built private rooms are available for hire.
Regular Parties - Includes 1.5 hour play and 0.5 hour food. Cold buffet £7 per head, Hot food £8 per head. Helium balloons: 75p each, Character balloons £3 each (pre-order only), Party bags: £1.50 
Exclusive hire of the Playcentre: (Min 20 Children) 
Monday to Saturday 6.15pm-8.15pm, Sunday 5.15pm-7.15pm, incl. hot or cold food. £8.50 per head - 20 children or £7.50 per head for 30 children. Special exclusive hire discount rates are available Monday - Friday evenings.
Please ring for details. Mention Raring2go! and receive a 10% discount.
Join Our Craft Club: 
Every Wednesday 4.00pm - 5.30 pm. £5 per child, incl. chicken nuggets or fish fingers or sandwich with chips,craft of the week and play. Term-time only. Min age 5. 
Coming Soon:
Funky Monkies Playhouse is soon to be licensed to run private functions including Weddings, Baptisms and Receptions. Make enquiries now ask for Justine or Beccy on 01204 696158.




Monday to Saturday 10am - 6pm. Last admission 4.30pm. Sunday 10am - 5pm. Last admission 3.30pm.


Naughty but nice Puddings!

Naughty but nice Puddings!

Check out our delicious puddings, my favourite is the limoncello trifle, not suitable for the kids, but there are some other scrummy recipes that the whole family can enjoy! Take a look in our pudding section for recipes to make summer BBQ's and eating alfresco all the more tasty! My girls LOVE the chocolate pizza - making it, but mostly eating it!

Raring2go! KidsZone

Raring2go! KidsZone

Over the weekends and holidays there are always times when your children need some chill out time, or to fill an hour or so, or they say the dreaded 5 letter word - BORED! Well, our KidsZone is here to rescue you and them from these moments. Full of puzzles, colouring in sheets and activities from films and programmes there is lots to keep busy!