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Win tickets to see Horrible Histories’ Terrible Thames

Competition open from 13 May 2024 to 13 Jun 2024

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Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour – Terrible Thames!

You’ve seen them on stage, now join them onboard, for a sensational sightseeing tour of the River Thames like no other.

This Spring, we have teamed up with the team at Horrible Histories to offer three families the chance to win tickets for their terrific Terrible Thames tour!

Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock.

This 45-minute tour from Tower Bridge to the Palace of Westminster and back has been acclaimed by critics and the public for the wonderfully entertaining way it brings London to life, whilst the audience cruise in comfort on the majestic river.

There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself. Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family!

After three terrific years of joyful river fun, Terrible Thames returns with sailings during the school holidays and special dates for school groups! Book tickets from just £15 at

Also back for its third terrific year is the Horrible Histories West End production of Terrible Tudors, playing at the Apollo Theatre from Thursday 25 July – Sunday 1 September. For more information and to book tickets go to

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